I’m the Minnie Pearl of fashion.

I keep my tags on, not to return it. I think that’s gauche to wear something and take it back. No, to remind myself how much I paid for it. That excites me. Now, I may buy another one and return that one for the original price keeping the worn one at the lesser price. Yes, that’s a great strategy. Stores serve as a library of fashion sometimes. Often, after doing the Dewey and scouring the resource section, I will not wear something until it goes down to the price it should have been in the first place. I’m fair about it. I’ll assess what something’s worth and stop there. The mark ups are way too high. Macy’s has been good at letting me set the price at reasonable valuable. Bloomingdale’s, not so much.

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